Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Jets Playbook Leaked...

Here is a page from the Favre-ified playbook Belichik has reportedly gotten his hands on. Notice how the Jets simplify things by leaving out all the filler. It just shows where the two receivers and RB are going. It's very similar to the 5 on 4 setup of the Wrangler Grab Ass Football League (well except for the lack of the 5th defensive guy) where Brett has achieved his greatest success recently.



Anonymous said...

Do you notice how full of s%$t you are. Nobody reads or comments on this site because Favre is GOD and you are a pathetic looser with no LIFE!!!!!
PS> Is the reason there's no comments because everyone tells you what a looser you are? Give it up and eat crow when Brett beats the Pats this week and becomes EVERYBODY'S freaking hero!!!!!!

brettblows said...

What is a looser?

I know what a "loser" is but not a "looser"

Get loost. Kinda sounds Canadian. Actually, don't get loost, come back and post often.

Anonymous said...

this site is pretty sad...you're wasting your time...

Anonymous said...

There are two sides to every story and Jason Whitlock gave you The Other Side. DEAL WITH IT!
I am in no way going to try to convice someone with a "Brett Blows" website to suddenly love Brett Favre. I do find your takes
amusing because of your relentless
hatred towards the man.
Can't get over Brett disowning you after you got caught with those two young girls,right?! CHEWY, WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU NOW, GIVE IT A REST PAL!

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Anonymous said...

Favre was rediscovered in 210 BC by talent scouts for the then lackluster Roman Gladiators after defeating a team of Bears at the Roman Coliseum. Down 45 points and a Quarterback, the Gladiators would have to forfeit. But Favre walked in from the stands and offered to play. Favre brought them back by 42 points. On the final play, Favre shook off two large Bears, kicking one right in the Bear nuts and stretching his gargantuan arms ten yards into the end zone to score the winning run. The women in the crowd were so impressed that 200 of them became pregnant simply watching the play. After the game, Favre destroyed the bears, and cooked Bear Burgers for his baby mommas.

Fatts7 said...

anonymous, you are from Canada? Thats terrible. I love this blog.

Anonymous said...

Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Brett Favre Pajamas !!!

Anonymous said...

“There's two ways to throw a football: short or Favre.”

Anonymous said...

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"

Tony says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"

Brett replies,"I believe you're in my seat!"